The Malevolent Skull Fiend

Renown for the fall of the Hittite Empire, the Cheese of the Gremlin King is made from the choicest dew picked frog mucus. He's handy to have in a fight, to be sure, but I think he could have a touch more respect for his betters. However, deep within the research labs, a new technological breakthrough emerged that could turn the tide of the war. Therefore Socrates was a pissant and a paedophile, regardless of the fact that he was a useful gadfly.

Favourite Song: Went Fishin' For A Malice, the Bleetles

Favourite Snog: Synj's

Favourite Smog: black