Headless Joe

Oh fuck . . . not this guy.

Sorry, poor start there. Let's try again.

Headless Joe has had an extremely eventful existence. First, he was a regular Joe from our world. Worked at an accounting firm, had a wife, was expecting a child, grabbed coffee and donuts from Tim Hortons on his way to work, kicked ass in a local rock band: lead a generally regular North American life. Then he was unlucky enough to get transported to an alternate dimension.

Yup. Alternate dimension. Don't like it? SCREW OFF!

Now then:

It didn't take him long to figure he wasn't on earth anymore. Mainly because when he first arrived he landed on an inhuman witch's head, just as she was talking with a strange black and white creature with a cube-shaped head. She immediately cursed Joe (not his birth name) and BLAM-O! He became headless.

When your head is no longer attached to your body by physical means, it tends to drive you a little insane. In Joe's case: it drove him VERY insane. The thought of not being able to return home, combined with his new grotesque appearance wore down Joe's sanity to a small nub in about a day.

His exploits in the strange world will have to wait until I write them and present them in some medium (probably webcomic), but rest assured: he survived (a matter of fact, he was the ONLY survivor of that entire doomed world) and eventually got back to earth (though it remains to be seen if this is the earth he left, or some other one).

Now he works for Danny. He is one of the leading members of the APO, an organization that can pretty much do whatever it feels like doing. And even though his head is still not physically attached to his body, he continues to make a living kicking ass.